This is a review you probably won't print, but I wanted to tell you of my experiences with your Lullaby CD ...
(Name withheld)
It is Monday morning and I'm here at work, which I wouldn't be if I didn't own a copy of your Lullaby. This is a review you probably won't print, but I wanted to tell you of my experiences with your CD and I'm sure you'll have a laugh.
Me and my crew went to a weekend party that started on Friday afternoon and yes, A LOT of various substances were involved, three days straight. Come Sunday afternoon, we were totally exhausted and totally wired. Trying to chill and no-one's chilling, if you know what I mean. I got your CD out and put it on the sound system to feeble complaints coming from the darkened room. I went out to get some water and when I got back, only about ten minutes later, and they're all snoring! Including a paranoid girl who I've never seen sleep, not ever. Flat out.
Great work on the CD, and I'm ordering three more for my friends on their request!
(Name withheld)
